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Screw Probability

Thu May 24, 2007, 3:38 PM
  • Listening to: Sinatra
  • Reading: Maddox; The Alphabet of Manliness
  • Eating: a banana muffin
  • Drinking: tea
With starting figure T representing my existence, and the likelihood of my doing something about it being L, you can easily determine the chances of me getting some stuff done on here with the T(L) formula. Of course, as you may have noticed, my actions don't quite fit the equation. A more accurate formula would take into account the figure of recent events (X), not-so-recent events (Y), and the collective density thereof; depending on which is greater, you divide it by the values A and B (representing school and work) and the value D (which is equal to general artistic motivation). Taking that into account, if creativity (E) equals zero and blissful absence of caring (P) equals seventy four point zero zero nine, multiplied by the amount of cash monies I currently have (C) and then divided by the amount of gas in my car (G), I shouldn't be here at all. Incidentally, however, the deciding factor is the number of banana muffins in my pantry (W). So in order to determine the value of L, (XY/AB)/D= R = spare time; R(74.009)= A, multiplied by C (cash) which equals twenty-two cents, minus three dollars and ninety-three cents for every gallon of gasoline I need to put in my tank = -54.787686(E). Of course, all these superfluous factors are meaningless without the determining exponential factor of Z, which represents the value of me giving a shit about any of this.

On that same note, I met a rather interesting fellow on the train to San Diego who wants to commission me for a number of different projects. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't think anything of it -- but, taking into account the relative nature of normality and my desperate need for cash monies, I approached the offer from a different perspective. The fact that this guy happens to be a millionaire record dealer who probably wipes his ass with a handful of Benjamin Franklins on a regular basis might have had something to do with it.

So yeah. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm back in the game. Again.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The house on Paper Street.
  • Interests: Literature, school, strawberries, muffins, unfettered violence, etc...
  • Favourite movie: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
  • Favourite band or musician: I couldn't possibly choose.
  • Favourite genre of music: My interests are fairly broad... The only thing I'm completely intolerant of is country.
  • Favourite game: Scrabble.
  • Favourite gaming platform: I love them all.
  • Personal Quote: "Twenty million kids are eaten by bats EVERY SECOND." - Fox News
  • Tools of the Trade: Good old-fashioned pencils.

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Comments


girl you are amazing!!!
It's becoming harder and harder to find on DA people that don't use pc and are still good
I hope my style will look like yours one day!^^
I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE. wahhh I could stare at your stuff all day. It's so round and disney-ish and yet it has SHARP ANGLES. yes. if it were food i would eat it straight away.

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Finally those you love are simply...those you love.

(The Queen of the Damned, Anne Rice)
:heart: Hey, dropping in to give your page loves and to tell ya it was nice seeing you again since the meet up! Maybe we could go have coffee or tea (not suppose to be drinking coffee anymore T_T) and draw or something.

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~Shan~

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Havent spoken to you in forever!!! how you doing babe? do you have a facebook?
Love the seven rayed star on your mug! :love:

R u still a Louise cooper fan? Ever gone to her new site?

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"Leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical,
And you will come to find that we are all one mind
Capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable." JMK
Ha wow really.. That is kinda strange. I had just taken you off cause I thought you died! It is good to know you are alive. Where's the new art... :(
Heyyyy Bree, just saying hi! This is Amy, if you remember me from health class hah.
You've got an amazing style.

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"A hypocrite? Me? Of course I am. That's part of what it means to be a human being. What matters more is how you're a hypocrite."
-Me

Jake: I'll get some otter pops for you. How many?
Me: Purple.
Love your art^^
Im watching you...

XD

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^_^


---Sorry if my text is wrong''

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