~ravencael

With starting figure T representing my existence, and the likelihood of my doing something about it being L, you can easily determine the chances of me getting some stuff done on here with the T(L) formula. Of course, as you may have noticed, my actions don't quite fit the equation. A more accurate formula would take into account the figure of recent events (X), not-so-recent events (Y), and the collective density thereof; depending on which is greater, you divide it by the values A and B (representing school and work) and the value D (which is equal to general artistic motivation). Taking that into account, if creativity (E) equals zero and blissful absence of caring (P) equals seventy four point zero zero nine, multiplied by the amount of cash monies I currently have (C) and then divided by the amount of gas in my car (G), I shouldn't be here at all. Incidentally, however, the deciding factor is the number of banana muffins in my pantry (W). So in order to determine the value of L, (XY/AB)/D= R = spare time; R(74.009)= A, multiplied by C (cash) which equals twenty-two cents, minus three dollars and ninety-three cents for every gallon of gasoline I need to put in my tank = -54.787686(E). Of course, all these superfluous factors are meaningless without the determining exponential factor of Z, which represents the value of me giving a shit about any of this.

On that same note, I met a rather interesting fellow on the train to San Diego who wants to commission me for a number of different projects. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't think anything of it -- but, taking into account the relative nature of normality and my desperate need for cash monies, I approached the offer from a different perspective. The fact that this guy happens to be a millionaire record dealer who probably wipes his ass with a handful of Benjamin Franklins on a regular basis might have had something to do with it.

So yeah. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm back in the game. Again.